19. Kelly: I can't believe this is your last day. Christmas Party So, naturally, I paired it to my headset. They kept hiring from the outside. [everyone is crowded around Jim's computer], Creed: It's the temp! Basketball Stories and songs in order: Toby The Tram Engine, Thomas Breaks The Rules, Bulls Eyes, Toby's Discovery, Toby, Toby and The Flood, Toby's Tightrope, Toby's Windmill, Toby Had A Little Lamb, and Engine Roll Call. 04. Episodes that are decently formatted but not fully formatted will be highlighted in blue. Michael: This thing with Holly feels a lot like love to me. Pam: Guess who just got into the Pratt School of Design. 08. 03. Lecture Circuit 1 Michael: Oh, no no no, no, no. Free Family Portrait Studio, 01. I am going to be doing something I wrote specifically for Toby. 16. Business School I did not. Double Date Thanks For WatchingSong is not mine, song was edited from original by me.The Officeby Ricky GervaisStephen MerchantDeveloped by Greg Daniels Description. He has a nice, calming presence in the office. Michael: Well this is it. Night Out Moving On You know what? Michael: Oh, okay. Find your thing. Goodbye Toby! No, he's not... Is he? Michael: We need to sell her an elevator pass. Ryan... Oh my God. 1 Synopsis 2 Continuity 3 Title 4 Main Cast 5 Supporting Cast 6 Co-Starring 7 Featured Music 8 Gallery 8.1 Promotional & BTS 9 Memorable Quotes 10 Navigational At the beginning of the episode, the girls are still in the greenhouse, where they had secretly met for their late night secret meeting. I mean, the first time we joked around was at my desk. [they glance over at Kevin subtly, who is stifling a giggle]. Health Care 03. Back From Vacation We're- [to Jan] Sorry. 10. Do you wanna take a little look? Pam Beesly: [over the phone] Hello is this Dwight? [applause] You know what? Toby: It's digital, so just take as many as you want. Phyllis: Oh boy. Test the Store 21. 04. It's pretty good, right? Michael: You'd rather have somebody else's sperm than my sperm? Creed Thoughts 20. 08. 22. Just have a thought. Drug Testing Michael: [still watching video of Ryan] Oh my God. 11. From the most popular “that’s what she said” to the most obscure quote you’ve never heard of, you’ll find it here. Hey! Welcome Party I'll go get one. Michael: Oh... What, um, what is your commute like? He tortured me... with his awfulness. You drink a potion, and then you just start floating all around. And if I'm being too alarmist, then so much the better for the already wonderful "Goodbye, Toby." I know... the whole toilet seat thing is a myth, so... Michael: W-I don't understand. Pam: Absolutely. Um, well look, I'll let you get back to work, but I-I really look forward to working with you, Mr. Scott. No. [hands her an envelope with money in it]. But you don't say that out loud, and you definitely don't say it to her. 13. 15. 13. After Hours Michael: Oh, hey. He is, isn't he? He's slow, you know, in his brain. 'http':'https';if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=p+"://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs"); © 2017 OfficeQuotes.net 17. Creed: [from outside the conference room] Hey, it's the kid! 18. She is cute, and helpful, and she really seems into me. Angela, Oscar, and Kevin. Costume Contest Survivor Man I'm holding it together. 11. Gossip [hangs up] I am going to be... kind of a daddy. Michael: Thanks, Kevin. The episode starts with one of Jim's pranks: he links Dwight's cell phone to his own bluetooth headset. 22. Dunder Mifflin Infinity Chair Model The Sting I did not cheat on you. Goodbye Toby! Gettysburg Michael: I talked to her-Holly. Andrew and Ellen Bernard. I am here to see you off. Jen Celotta can even make me laugh when she’s answering questions about an episode! 05. Michael: [hides his face from Holly; whispers to Toby] I'll kill you. 07. That's how we buy them actually. It'll be fine. Dream Team 10. That was it. Jim: Would you do me a favor and connect me to Ryan? Look! 10. You don't, uh, you don't have to do that. Contact Me Shareholder Meeting Michael: Just pay for it and we'll reimburse you when you get back. A Benihana Christmas Holly: Hi. Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager [hugs Jim; makes small explosion sound] I'm engaged! 20. Hank: I don't think he's gonna take anything. Phyllis: Hey, Kev, I need you to do me a solid and go buy some more barbeque sauce. Holly: Not bad. Michael: Well, it was love at first sight. Valentine’s Day Holly: Oh, I'm trying to adjust the lumbar support on Toby's chair and... that made this up/down lever thing not work, and then I took the whole chair apart, and that... is the story of me on the floor. That's not even my handwriting. [phone keeps ringing] Hello? Tell Fater. 13. Toby's goin' away! Michael: [voice straining] I'm just worried about my friend. I mean, it's really... this is a really, really great place. Dwight Christmas Jim: I know. The official lyric video for No Good In Goodbye, taken from new album No Sound Without Silence. 09. The Whale The episode where we watch Michael fall head over heels for Holly (and of course, throw an amazing going away party for Toby!). Goodbye Toby was so much fun to watch and rewatch, and it’s wonderful to learn about the making of it. Kevin, I'm really proud of you. 16. Look, look, look, look, look! Goodbye Toby is an alternative folk rock band from Philadelphia, PA I took it slow. Meredith: Okay. Angela: But so far we only have two pictures of him. 15. Why don't you go home, and come back for the party? Um... Holly: [as Yoda] Pass curvy metal piece, you will. Holly: No, no, I'll look at it later. Broke 11. 142 likes. Get it out. Holly: Someday I would love to hear "Beers in Heaven.". Diversity Day dreamed it would be. Christening 02. Choreographer … I was up before the dawn... and I really have enjoyed my stay... Toby must be movin' on. Let's get to the cabin. So you can keep trying to push me out of this place, but guess what? [looks at the change in his hand] Okay, let's see... fifty... Oh, this is a button. [cell phone rings] Sorry. Secret Santa 03. 05. Sell your art Michael: [on microphone] Alright! If it no longer meets these criteria, you can reassess it. Michael: Do you-do you have cravings? Thanks so much! It is recommended to add the complete transcript. I am so deliriously happy... Michael: Because you're pregnant, and because it obviously happened when we were together. 09. 08. Jim: Oh, hello Mater. I like it! Booze Cruise [knocks over Darryl's keyboard], Andy: Angela, will you do me the honor... of giving me your tiny hand in marriage? Holly: Oh, it was a pretty good company, but I just couldn't see a future there. 05. Michael: Um... Alright, well then, I will proceed. !function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0],p=/^http:/.test(d.location)? Holly: Oh, no, that is so sweet. Holly: Oh... [laughs along] Nice, I've never heard that one before actually. 02. 16. 08. No, I did not. [answers] Kevin, where are you? I feel so much better. 22. Fundraiser Jim: [on phone, leaving a message] Hey, Ryan, it's Jim. Release Date & Language. Michael: Yeah! Also see my Special Thanks page. Thank you, God, for creating two of you. Michael, there's something that you need to see. I would not be surprised to find out that she had worked in a bakery before coming here. Doomsday Dwight, I want you to look at Holly right now. 22. Dwight: [cell phone rings] K, fine. It's funny that Michael hates Toby because Michael is actually a really nice guy that just wants people to be his friend, but even the nicest, friendliest people sometimes clash with their co-workers. Pam: Is Jim gonna propose tonight? I can't believe it! Holly: No. Women’s Appreciation [giggles]. [Michael, Toby, Holly, and Pam exit the conference room] Hey! Michael: Thanks to Toby, I have a very strong prejudice against Human Resources. Goodbye Tooo-by! It's better than I ever. [they chuckle] Oh... Holly: So... You know, somehow after all those ribs, I'm still really hungry. Holly... You know, if we hung Holly from the ceiling, we'd have to kiss underneath of her. Ultimatum 21. I appreciate your help, but I can't... Jim: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. 20. I'm gonna wear my hottest track suit, and get my hair done, and then be like, "Hi Ryan." He's outta here! 06. A bouncy house! You have to come down here. Customer Survey I just- [Michael slams conference room door in his face]. Oscar: Well this is what happened: uh, Ryan's big project was the website... which wasn't doing so well. Type of Dance. Michael: T-No. Toby: [Michael hands him a present] Wow, thanks, Michael, I... Michael: Can I just say that, of all the idiots, in all the idiot villages, in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone, my friend. Woo! Thanks. Goodbye Toby! Toby: [watch that Michael gave him beeps] Oh, some kind of... alarm. Which one's Kevin? 05. 07. The Job, 01. [inhales] Laying a base. Phyllis: Kevin, take your shoes off first! Pam: So how much antigravity potion do you want? Toby: I'd like to introduce you to my replacement. I'm going out of town. There is no such thing as playful hazing. Best of Toby - Full Script is Pikachufreak's idea.. [runs out of the office]. 20. It's part of my job. Mafia Whistleblower, 01. Michael: Hi. It's a photo of everyone in the office. 14. 04. The rest of the office is under the impression that his last day will be the day after, so Michael tries to get out all of his goodbyes that day before he heads to the airport. Michael talks to and/or gives gifts to every member of the office before he leaves. Performance Review [music starts playing; Jim puts his ring back in his pocket and exhales sharply]. 23. [Angela shakes her head 'no'] Okay, then I will come to you, my flower. Boys and Girls 22. Michael is on a high because it's a moment he's been waiting for since he met Toby, but his excitement shifted when he learned he'd have a … Dwight and Meredith haze the new HR woman, Holly. Casino Night, 01. Pam: I don't know, I didn't read it carefully, I just saw "congratulations" and I skimmed the list, I saw my name, I came in here to tell you and get a snack. Holly: Well that is a very safe place for them. He's at the supermarket and he needs me. The Chump Two Weeks Pam: I wouldn't go if things weren't so solid with Jim. Michael’s Birthday [hangs up], Toby: I normally do nothing, I guess. Initiation [answers] Kevin, where are you? Prince Family Paper What I failed to consider though, is that not all monsters are bad. Jim: I was thinking... fireworks for the party. Cool! Quotes; Conference Room (60 Comments) Download Episode (iTunes Link) Clock-in to vote or Register with Human Resources if you're not signed up! Jan: Oh, that's really good. Okay, you know what? And you can think that. Michael: You know, I should make you a mix. So, the timing's perfect... And that is the first time I've ever used the word "perfect" in here! 16. I'll come visit you. 06. Last Goodbye Lyrics: This song is the 96th song of the Undertale OST. Ooh, I would never have treated her so bad when I was outside of prison.". 25. Livin’ The Dream It’s this unspoiled beach in Costa Rica, Playa Grande. 07. Links, 01. Company Picnic, 01. And down the road, if we have a family, I couldn't go then either. Read, review and discuss the entire Goodbye, Mr. Chips movie script by Terence Rattigan on Scripts.com 07. Toby's goin' away! Your job is to make the office lame. Andy: Tuna! Who thought it would be hysterical to give Toby a rock for his going-away gift?! Um, I take it out when I get stressed or depressed, and it really calms me down. 24. 10. I nearly fell asleep when he gave me a tour of the files. Did I Stutter? [cheers and applause] But the real reason that we are here, is to say goodbye to a guy who we will probably never ever see again. Jim: Because I'm gonna miss Toby. I will be back momentarily, all right? Let me be clear. Mrs. California He also forwards Dwight's office phone to his own office phone. 03. a much bigger place out here. Stay. Heavy Competition 17. Kelly: I cannot wait to visit Ryan in prison. "Goodbye, Toby" is the fourth season hour-long finale of the American comedy television series The Office, and the show's seventy-first and seventy-second episodes overall. Kevin: I'm totally gonna bang Holly! Kevin. His Theme - Toby Fox (Undertale) Five Night's At Freddy's (Fnaf) La Campanella - Franz Liszt Requiem Of A Dream - Lux Aeterna La Campanella - Franz Liszt Comptine d'un autre été - Yann Tiersen Evil Morty's Theme - Rick and Morty Canon in D - Pachelbel Goodbye Moonmen - Rick and Morty Despacito - Luis Fonsi Megalovania - Undertale The Return And then I had an awakening. Christmas Wishes Have you seen the baler? I'll just let it go to voicemail. I could put you through to someone on that. 02. I thought it was over the line. 19. Dwight: Pam! It's uh, it's uh, very sexual. So, I have no idea how you, [he sits on the floor] how you sit like that. Dinner Party Now, a lot of you know that I am an accomplished songwriter. You can let yourself be upset. 04. Meredith: One, two three- [takes picture] One, two, three- [takes picture]. 10. She's asking about stuff that's nobody's business. Toby: [hands Meredith his camera] This one right here. Back at corporate, Ryan is arrested for fraud. I'm not gonna be in town. Garage Sale 06. I'm pretty sure she's baked on a professional level. Michael: You cheated on me... when I specifically asked you not to? Dwight: [into Jim's headset] This man is an imposter! Michael: I bet. 14. Woman over speakerphone: Antigravity machines? Spoiler alert[/b]: I'm gonna win. PDA Holly: Stop. Diwali Michael: Oh, hey, do you still work here? [overdramatically] Acting! No, this-hey, hey, hey, hey, this might not be what I think... that I don't even know is in there, because there are a lot of presents in my car, and I don't know which is which... Toby: [unwraps present; present is a rock with a Post-It note rubber-banded to it; reads] "Suck on this.". Best of Toby - Full Script is Pikachufreak's idea. Weight Loss 12. The Office Goodbye Toby episode quotes, behind the scenes trivia, photos, and more, from May 15, 2008 on NBC. Jim: [gets engagement ring from his pocket] Hey... Andy: [on microphone] Can I have your attention please? Pilot How do you feel? 08. 24 Count 2 Wall BEGINNER Line Dance. Dwight: Ugh! We're on our own. 16. This page does not have the entire transcript. Michael is determined to make the … 19. Angela: Gosh, I just don't know. Congratulations! Because you don't know when you're gonna meet the right girl and the moment's gonna be right. What did I say? 23. 12. I want an antigravity machine. Um... [Kevin walks away, revealing Jan's pregnant belly]. Angela: No! Kevin: Yeah, Michael, I'm at Gerrity's. We're in the middle of a party. I would love a picture of the two of us, to also take to Costa Rica. 09. Jim: Actually, I think I am. So Ryan, to give the impression of sales, recorded them twice[/b]: once as office sales, once as website sales. I'm just reading it out loud. Michael gives a chattering teeth gag gift to Phyllis, telling her to voice her opinion more … 03. [waves arms] Pam, I'm over here! 06. I sure hope we can make it. Special Project 08. Michael: My whole life, I have known two things[/b]: I love s*x, and I want to have kids. Holly: Ohh, so you can't make my orgy? Michael: Oh, there he is. Michael: There is a raccoon in the car, Dwight! Makes a very one-of-a-kind gift for The Office fan in your life. Maybe. Michael: Yeah. 18. Jim: And that's really sweet. Michael: Just, I'm fine. Jim Halpert: [after Jim paired his headset with Dwight's cell phone] Hello this is Dwight. 22. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. Thanks again. 06. Special Thanks Good luck! Like a runner's high. Michael: [watching from his office] Toby's replacement. Body Language Did you see what... wow-wee! You know what? 08. Holly: Yeah well, the party, driving to the supermarket... it's a big day for him. Woman over speakerphone: Antigravity... Um... Anti...depressants? [gets out of elevator; hears moans and heavy breathing coming from office; opens door and sees Dwight and Angela making out], Dwight: What? 26. Baby Shower Ugh. 12. Hope you find your paradise... Pam: Don't tell him I said this, but I always thought he was kinda cute. I just needed to get all that out onto the table. or: How I learnt to Stop Worrying and Love the Shadow Dom ... Toby Cox. [all watch fireworks display; scattered applause and cheers; Darryl's band plays soft music]. I mean, first days are always the hardest, right? That part's gonna suck, but it'll be great. And you'll visit me. [Kevin is waiting in the car] I gotta buckle him in. This is very boring stuff. 08. Creed: What is wrong with this woman? Andy’s Play Dwight: He's here on a special work program. Promos Jim Halpert: Yes it is. The Incentive Toby: No, uh... [shouts] Does anyone have a camera here? Psyche. • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. This transcript is not finished! And I don't want your foot money, and I feel uncomfortable participating. Local Ad 06. Angela: You always do this! There is simply no money for anything other than a cake and to develop a few more slides... although Toby won't be in them. 05. Jim: All right, well it already went through, so... Ryan: Don't worry about that. It's amazing, actually. Home Moroccan Christmas Michael: Thank you. Dwight’s Speech Creed: What is wrong with this woman? What's the point? Music info. Webisodes – Subtle Sexuality 14. #174: I’ve never had a deep fried Twinkie either. During the prank he pretends to steal a client from Dwight, a throwback to Dwight's stealing a client from him in Diversity Day. This is my car. The Injury Kevin: Yup. Another good term is "fraud." Holly: Someday I would love to hear "Beers in Heaven." 02. 12. [she unlocks Holly's car], Dwight: Okay, here we go. Michael: That's... What do you mean, "Michael"? 11. Michael: What the hell is going on here?! New Boss 10. Dwight: You made me wrap it. Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Dwight: Get it out. 11. Michael: Well, we know that Toby thinks she'll be great. Fun Run Branch Wars Pam: [enters conference room] Did you need me to take notes? Kevin: Well I like pretzels, but, I really like chips. Do you drive your own car? Edit. Thought you had gone home already. [laughs nervously] Yo-da. Michael Scott Paper Company Yes, uh, I'm Holly Flax. The first time we kissed even, was right outside, and... Look, all I'm saying is that you can get to know someone really really well, like I did, right here at work. E-mail Surveillance Goodbye, Toby. So, that is not my real gift to Toby. Goodbye, Toby! 18. This was the full 2001 VHS script to Thomas' Fun-Filled Ride, featuring three Season 1 episodes, five Season 2 episodes and three Season 3 episodes. You never touched my Propecea, or my Accutane, did you? Please read my disclaimer for legal and copyright information. Toby! 13. 21. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? Michael: Yeah, that's true. Phyllis’ Wedding Scott’s Tots [hangs up]. [Mose carries a raccoon in a cage] Put it in. Let's start with the "I love you" level. [dials and hands Jim receiver], Jim: [clears throat] Right to voicemail. Question, are you real, or are you a Hollygram? But it turns out they built these great new condos there, so, this could be me, right around, uh, where the trees used to be. And-but, you... are not... uh, you're not the dad. 23. 12. The Negotiation Episodes that are unformatted will be highlighted in yellow. 02. Which is what we refer to in the business as "misleading the shareholders." High quality Goodbye Toby gifts and merchandise. The Target 20. 19. 15. 14. Test your knowledge with our quiz! Why do you think? Koi Pond And guess what? I will reprogram my phone to go to my office phone. [shows her a ring], Andy: She said yes! Ha-. 8 Their Connection At Toby's Goodbye Party. Dwight: [cell phone rings] Hello, this is Dwight Schrute. Michael: If the Devil were to explode, and evil were gone forever, what sort of party would you have? It's uh, it's uh, very sexual. Michael: Oh, okay. Actually, it was-no, it was when I heard her voice. Michael: I have done things like um, "Beers in Heaven. Wow. But thank you though. Hey, you know, I just realized uh, I don't have a picture of the two of us. Michael: And the sequel, "Woman Stands at Desk and Works." Angela refuses, and Michael turns to Phyllis to take over the party planning committee. 19. Here, Michael, you can court her as you get to know her, you know? Classy Christmas 06. Okay. The Search How long does it take to get in? Cafe Disco Fine. Schrute Space, Written by Paul Lieberstein Directed by Paul Feig Original Air Date: May 15th, 2008. 21. Michael: It was hard. 14. 04. 03. Sex Ed So you can take it to Costa Rica. Fifty-five, sixty-five, okay, you have seventy-five cents. The deleted scene where she says “Jim, I’m f–ked.’ absolutely cracks me up. 09. Here ya go. Mavis Transcript is Pikachufreak's idea. Michael’s Last Dundies Dwight: But our, our elevator doesn't require a pa... [gasps]. Ask Stanley about that. Well how much money do you have there? The Duel Script Views 830 | Downloads 12. 05. 02. Halloween And I have a little bit of experience in office romance. In 2006, I searched for a funny line from an unknown … I'm not going anywhere. Dunder Mifflin Scranton is planning a going-away party for Toby before he leaves for Costa Rica. I'm going to set my watch alarm... And... [watch beeps]. St. Patrick’s Day watch 01:48. Hey, I can take either side of the bed at this point. Michael: ...Yes, I am. New Leads Trainin Day WUPHF.com There are certain days you know you know you will remember for the rest of your life, and I just have a feeling that today is one of those days. Jan: No, no no... it's not just any sperm bank. 05. Follow. Okay, well, they hired a female Toby. Lice 04. Murder How did you know that? Kevin: Yeah. History Talk (0) Comments Share. Buy 'The Office Goodbye Toby Episode Script' by Lord Rupert Everton as a Canvas Print Order by Dec. 10 to get weirdly meaningful gifts by Dec. 25. Pam: Oh, thank you! And that is that we are all very lucky to have her here. With Steve Carell, Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer. It's... and it's-in fact, it's right next to that little breakfast place that you like in the city where you can draw on the tables. The episode was written by Tim McAuliffe and directed by Jennifer Celotta.It originally aired on NBC on April 4, 2013. Hannah Brown August 11, 2020, 3:28 pm 136.8k Views. Jim: Yes, we do have that. You give me your earpiece. Michael: So are you in down this weekend? Kevin: No, I-I brought my money. 11. What the hell is going on here?! 03. 06. Yeah. Don't move a muscle. Goodbye iframes. Kevin: I think you kids have a lot to catch up on. Goodbye Toby. This is not Dwight Schrute! Jan: ...Not to. Credit: NBC. "Promos" is the eighteenth episode of the ninth season of the American comedy television series The Office and the 194th overall.